2 weeks ‘Uber for guns’ app Protector lets you hire armed body guards like you would an Uber — but does anyone need this? TechCrunch

In a TikTok video with over 3 million views, a woman in a fluffy, maximalist coat sits in the back seat of a luxury SUV, parked in the middle of a New York City street. Atop the 6-second video, a line of text reads, “our bodyguards got us matcha….